1. Riding on New Year's Day, no matter what
2. French fries at the restaurant on the top of the Tourmalet
3. Bumping a water bottle closed on your hip
4. The inexplicable ability to feel the rider behind you ... and to sense when he's no longer there
5. The first postwinter ride in shorts and a jersey
6. Dropping the friend who always dropped you
7. Riding on the hoods
8. The flyover
9. Circling at the top of the hill, waiting for the others ...
10. ... and circling at the bottom
11. Laterally stiff, vertically compliant—when it works, it really really really really works
12. Walking your bike by the saddle
13. A paceline in which you have absolute trust
14. Setting the gripper on your shorts exactly where your tan line is
15. Hearing someone tell you "Nice pull" ...
16. ... in a voice somewhat out of breath
17. A relationship that began with a ride
18. Smelling the embrocation waft off your own legs
19. Riders who don't train, show up on unimpressive gear, and rip ass
20. Having a friend fall in love with the sport, on the bike you loaned him
21. On the rivet. Tout adroit. El gancho.
22. Knowing how to lean two bikes against each other so they can stand without other support ...
23. ... and knowing how to stand a bike by its pedal on the curb
24. LeMond at the line, 1989 world champs
25. Fresh bar tape